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THE LEGEND · 07-07-2008, 12:20 PM

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya

per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?

Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
"Phir Milenge"
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Muskuraanaa har Larki ki adaa hey

Ghor farmaayen piyaarey bhaayio

Muskuraanaa har larki ki adaa hey

Or is ko jo mohabbat samajh ley

Wo duniya ka sab se bara Gadhaa hey
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1 pathan ne 1buzurg se kuch pucha,

Buzurg ne 2 thapar laga dye,

1 admi ne pathan se pucha tum ne kia bola?

Pathan:Mene serf pucha

K

14 August ki namaz kahan hogi.
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Pathan ne molana ko mara. Kisi ne pucha isko keon mar rahe ho?

Pathan: Ye kehta hai tamam musalman jannat k mazay lenge.

JANNAT hamara BIWI ka naam hai.
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Aik Sardaar Dua Kar Raha Tha Keh Ya Allah Lahore Ko Pakistan Ka Dar-Ul-Hukumat Bana Dey

Kisi Ne Pucha Arey Bhai Tum Yahi Dua Kiyu Kar Rahe Ho

Us Ne Jawab Diya Me Imtihan Me Yahi Likh Kar Aya Hoon
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaare gaadi to
petrol se start hoti hai.

Friend · 07-07-2008, 01:02 PM

hehe lash sharing ....

AMAN · 07-08-2008, 11:56 AM

Lolzz Good Sharing !

THE LEGEND · 07-08-2008, 07:09 PM

im glad u all like it...............

07-07-2008, 12:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
THE LEGEND gsC Citizen - Well Settled Zizzo Challenge Champion! Fantastic Four Rush Crush Champion! Slingo Para-Dice Champion! 30k Starfighter Champion! 7SeasEstatesv32BuZZ Champion! Banker Brokers Champion! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Taj Mahal Posts: 653 Casino cash: $12 My Mood: Rep Power: 4	Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai? Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha "Phir Milenge" .................................................. .............................. .................................................. ............ Muskuraanaa har Larki ki adaa hey Ghor farmaayen piyaarey bhaayio Muskuraanaa har larki ki adaa hey Or is ko jo mohabbat samajh ley Wo duniya ka sab se bara Gadhaa hey .................................................. .............................. .................................................. ............. 1 pathan ne 1buzurg se kuch pucha, Buzurg ne 2 thapar laga dye, 1 admi ne pathan se pucha tum ne kia bola? Pathan:Mene serf pucha K 14 August ki namaz kahan hogi. .................................................. .............................. .................................................. .............. Pathan ne molana ko mara. Kisi ne pucha isko keon mar rahe ho? Pathan: Ye kehta hai tamam musalman jannat k mazay lenge. JANNAT hamara BIWI ka naam hai. .................................................. .............................. .................................................. .............. Aik Sardaar Dua Kar Raha Tha Keh Ya Allah Lahore Ko Pakistan Ka Dar-Ul-Hukumat Bana Dey Kisi Ne Pucha Arey Bhai Tum Yahi Dua Kiyu Kar Rahe Ho Us Ne Jawab Diya Me Imtihan Me Yahi Likh Kar Aya Hoon .................................................. .............................. .................................................. .............. Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaare gaadi to petrol se start hoti hai. __________________

07-07-2008, 01:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Friend Administrator 2DPlay Tetris Champion! 3D Tetris Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Makkah Posts: 734 Casino cash: $593 My Mood: Rep Power: 10 Gender: Zodiac: Country:	hehe lash sharing .... __________________

07-08-2008, 07:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
THE LEGEND gsC Citizen - Well Settled Zizzo Challenge Champion! Fantastic Four Rush Crush Champion! Slingo Para-Dice Champion! 30k Starfighter Champion! 7SeasEstatesv32BuZZ Champion! Banker Brokers Champion! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Taj Mahal Posts: 653 Casino cash: $12 My Mood: Rep Power: 4	im glad u all like it............... __________________

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AMAN New Friends Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 103 Casino cash: $261 Rep Power: 4 Gender: Zodiac: Country:	Lolzz Good Sharing !

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