My Collection (updated)

[THE LEGEND]

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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay
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In a cricket ground
Security ; cricket match is over
Now, why r u still sitting ?
Santa oye yaar I m waitin for
Highlights
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[THE LEGEND]

<div align='center'>A Pathan goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk,
"What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The Pathan then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The Pathan says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Pathan boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Pathan replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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Kaka Rori buys a ticket and wins the
lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
Our Pathan says, "I want my $20 million."The man replied,
"No, Sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll
get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
Kaka said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest
during the next 19 years.
Pathan, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! if you're not
going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!"
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A Pathan,a Japanese, and a British were lost in
the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they
had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued
their journey. The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and
the Pathan took the door.
After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "I'm confused, why did
you bring the radiator?" The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink
the fluid."
Next the Pathan asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?"
So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit
on this comfortable seat."
Finally the Japanese asked the Pathan why he had chosen the door.
The Pathan quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I
have to do is roll down the window.

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[Friend]

MasshAllah kia baat hay app ki lash collection keep sharing cha giye ho bhai

[THE LEGEND]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Friend @ Jul 8 2008, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

MasshAllah kia baat hay app ki lash collection keep sharing cha giye ho bhai

YEH Lash collection LAsh hi rahe gi[/b]

[THE LEGEND]

<div align='center'>ek dafa ek bacha apni ammi ko tang kar raha tha ke batain main kaisay paida howa ?

uski maa pehley tu taalti rahi phiir boli

Main ke ek bartan main mitti our pani bhar ke zameen main daba diya, ek mahina baad detha tu tum usmay se nikal aye

bachey ne aisa hi kya our jab ek month ke baad us ne bartan nikala tu us mian se maindak (frog ) nikla

bacha bola : Dil tu karta hai ke tumhain goli maar doon ! lekin kia karoon tum meri Oulaad ho
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[Waqar Hussain]

lozzzzzzzzzzzzzz bohaat khoob legend jawab nahi tumara bhi

[THE LEGEND]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Waqar Hussain @ Jul 12 2008, 04:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

lozzzzzzzzzzzzzz bohaat khoob legend jawab nahi tumara bhi [/b]

glad u like it...........

[THE LEGEND]

<div align='center'>Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.

One common question was asked to all of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.

HARVARD Guy: It ' s the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it ' s hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa ' s reply) ' WHY ' ?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over !! Lolzzzzz</div>

[THE LEGEND]

<div align='center'>Gift of 21 century

Our
Communication wireless

Our
Dress-topless

Our
Telephone-cordless

Our
Cooking-fireless

Our
Food-fatless

Our
Youth-jobless

Our
Labour-effortless

Our
Conduct-worthless

Our
Relation –loveless

Our
Attitude-careless

Our
Feelings-heartless

Our
Politics-shameless

Our
Education-valueless

Our
Follies-countless

Our
Arguments-baseless

Our
Boss-brainless

Our
Job-thankless

Our
Salry –very less</div>

[SHUAIB]

jokes jab khatam hon to bata dena ta keh main hans loon