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07-16-2008, 03:59 PM
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<div align='center'>Santa Singh enters a store that sell curtains.
He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa Singh seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he needed. Santa Singh replies, "Fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" Santa Singh tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!" Santa Singh says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!" .................................................. .............................. .................................................. ............................... ......................................... Ek dafa ek Araaien Jahanam se nikal kar chupkey se jannat main ghus gaya.. Farishtoon ne ussey dekh lya our pakar kar khoob mara. Maar kha kar us ne farishtoon se kaha : " tawadi inna harkatan di waja tu koi jannat wich nai aanda "  .................................................. .............................. .................................................. ............................... ......................................... One sardar jee saw a very soni kudi in the market and thought.... Kasssh k ye meri maa hoti tu mai v kina sona honda.... .................................................. .............................. .................................................. ............................... ......................................... What is the cube of 13?? Its SUROOR.. Wondering how? thats becouse Tera* tera* tera =Suroor .................................................. .............................. .................................................. ............................... ......................................... A sardar jee went to PCO shop and slapped the operator twice. Guess Y? because there it was written "Number dial karne se pahle 2 lagaoo" .................................................. .............................. .................................................. ............................... ......................................... </div>
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07-16-2008, 08:49 PM
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<div align='center'>Examinar: See the bird's leg and tell me the name
Sardar: I dont know! Examinar: You have failed. what's your name? Sardar: Meri lattan dekh kay das....</div>
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07-24-2008, 10:46 AM
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<div align='center'>Santa: Oye Banta, jab tujhey garmi lagti he to kiya karta hey?
Banta: Main AC ke paas ja kar beth jata hoon. Santa: Or agar phir bhi Garmi lagey to? Banta: To AC on kar deta hoon....</div>
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07-29-2008, 05:13 PM
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