Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
"Phir Milenge"
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Muskuraanaa har Larki ki adaa hey
Ghor farmaayen piyaarey bhaayio
Muskuraanaa har larki ki adaa hey
Or is ko jo mohabbat samajh ley
Wo duniya ka sab se bara Gadhaa hey
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1 pathan ne 1buzurg se kuch pucha,
Buzurg ne 2 thapar laga dye,
1 admi ne pathan se pucha tum ne kia bola?
Pathan:Mene serf pucha
K
14 August ki namaz kahan hogi.
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Pathan ne molana ko mara. Kisi ne pucha isko keon mar rahe ho?
Pathan: Ye kehta hai tamam musalman jannat k mazay lenge.
JANNAT hamara BIWI ka naam hai.
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Aik Sardaar Dua Kar Raha Tha Keh Ya Allah Lahore Ko Pakistan Ka Dar-Ul-Hukumat Bana Dey
Kisi Ne Pucha Arey Bhai Tum Yahi Dua Kiyu Kar Rahe Ho
Us Ne Jawab Diya Me Imtihan Me Yahi Likh Kar Aya Hoon
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaare gaadi to
petrol se start hoti hai.
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